🎉 Congratulations, Zack (Lardass) Wall! 🎉

🏆 UTAH COUNTY ––– Employee of the Month 🏆

We are so proud (and shocked) that Zack has actually done something worthy of recognition.

📢 Official Company Statement:

"Deputy Wall's dedication... wearing a hot vinyl suit... Deputy Wall is not afraid."

🔥 Fun Facts:

• Doesn't know how to work a safety
• Survives on Reeses Big Cups
• Check out that hair

What People Are Saying:

“We are all so proud of Lardass. He makes us want to be better.” – [Deputy Wankier]

“Who's Wall?” – [Deputy Broadhead]

“Deputy Wall makes me want to be a better woman.” – [Anonymous]